The Mad Queen's birthday
The Mad Queen would like to announce that soon, on the date known to many mortals as the sixth of June, there shall be a special give away event in Lion's Arch international district 1, to celibrate the Queen's birthday. The Queen's elves have been saving many precious items to satisfy your simple material desires, while suffering quite a number of divine beatings... -I mean, encouragements from yours truly.
The Queen believes that giving is always better than receiving, and thus she does not expect any gifts of any kind. Instead the Queen and her elves will be handing out various gifts themselves to the most loyal of followers. The Mad Queen shall not tolerate any hugging, dancing, singing or baking of cakes. And above all, no one shall inform Miya of my birthday! The last thing I want is some pesky bunny-hugging noisy little monk girl making a big deal out of it. Anyone breaking these rules may expect his or her family members to be turned into toads, and to be cursed for all eternity in the name of Grenth.
And of course all mesmers shall be shot on sight.... -well alright, maybe I'll make an exception since it is a very special day. But no one likes mesmers, remember that!
The Mad Queen is looking forward to your mindless worshipping, and prays to Grenth that many Tyrians and Canthans may revel in her presence, and admire her sinister beauty.
Yours truly,
Mad Queen Malafide
ps. The Mad King cannot make it to the event, his arms are too tired.
Last edited by Mad Queen Malafide; Jun 01, 2006 at 06:06 PM // 18:06..
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